I met someone somewhere doing something with someone
I don't recall who, what, where, or why exactly
But it was a big deal, and funny to most
Posted it all on hilarity.net immediately
To which someone commented, "That 'aint a story, let me tell you this!"

I met someone somewhere and we said something to each other
I can't recall what, or where, or who, or why either
But you can read my blog about it
It was so funny I nearly fell off my chair
Talkin LOL, laugh out loud funny
Posted it on you'llneverseethatoneagain.com
To which someone commented, "I've seen that one before, but let me tell you this!"

I met someone somewhere who asked me this question
I thought it was a fine question
But couldn't recall the answer, or for that matter, the question
When he asked it, who he was, or why he asked it
Well, I looked it all up on alltheanswersyou'lleverneedandmore.org
It was real, real funny, so funny I just had to text my sister about it
To which someone commented, "Seen it already! But this one I swear is worth reading about! We're talkin' headliner material!"

I heard a loud crash when I was walking down the street
When I looked up, I saw something that I had never seen before
Someone was doing something somewhere to someone that you wouldn't believe
At least I remember that much, and man, I was on the floor I was laughing so loud, I was nearly cryin'!
Posted it all on ohIlovethatone.com

It's all there I tell ya, all there on the internet
Every story you could ever want about anyone, anywhere, doin anything with anybody!
There's only one thing, and what is it again?
Well, I guess you had to be there to know.